{"product_id":"funny-statement-trucker-hat-stop-asking-why-im-crazy-i-dont-ask-why-youre-stupid-snapback-cap","title":"Funny Statement Trucker Hat — \"Stop Asking Why I'm Crazy I Don't Ask Why You're Stupid\" Snapback Cap","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCircumference, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.00 - 23.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eVisor width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eVisor length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.75y\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mid-profile snapback blends bold attitude with lightweight comfort. The black front panel features a distressed white embroidered message that reads with sharp, irreverent humor—making it a standout piece whether you're out running errands, headed to a casual meet-up, or out fishing on a hot afternoon. The structured six-panel build keeps the shape crisp, while the white mesh back breathes on warm days. Adjustable plastic snap lets you dial in the fit quickly. Wear it tilted back for a laid-back look or pulled low to hide under the brim—either way it speaks with a wink and a grin.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable plastic snap closure for one-size versatility\u003cbr\u003e- Structured six-panel front with precurved visor and 8-row stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Breathable 100% polyester mesh back for airflow\u003cbr\u003e- Front and visor made from 60% cotton \/ 40% polyester with cotton sweatband\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered distressed text on front for bold, lived-in look\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":46872873468062,"sku":"37849247104255840654","price":29.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black \/ Charcoal","offer_id":46872873500830,"sku":"90547173804933408605","price":29.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black \/ White","offer_id":46872873533598,"sku":"13940596388948597411","price":29.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Charcoal \/ Black","offer_id":46872873566366,"sku":"31742446049044939406","price":29.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Heather Grey \/ Black","offer_id":46872873599134,"sku":"27326311717721962932","price":29.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Heather Grey \/ White","offer_id":46872873631902,"sku":"11815507107459289615","price":29.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Loden","offer_id":46872873664670,"sku":"18389391018898885040","price":29.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/3360\/2206\/files\/16973755950366381220_2048.jpg?v=1779682955","url":"https:\/\/theheartoftexas.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-statement-trucker-hat-stop-asking-why-im-crazy-i-dont-ask-why-youre-stupid-snapback-cap","provider":"The Heart of Texas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}