I’m Not Arguing T-Shirt — Funny Statement Tee for Couples & Debaters
I’m Not Arguing T-Shirt — Funny Statement Tee for Couples & Debaters
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 22.75 | 24.75 | 26.50 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Width, in | 26.75 | 27.25 | 29.25 | 31.25 | 31.25 |
| Sleeve length, in | 10.25 | 10.50 | 11.50 | 11.50 | 11.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Lightweight and lived-in, this garment-dyed tee wears like a favorite from day one. The front reads a confident, tongue-in-cheek message in clean, bold type that snaps attention without shouting. Slouchy drop-shoulders and a forward-thrusted seam give the silhouette a relaxed, slightly vintage feel—the kind of shirt you pull on for long drives, laid-back debates, or evenings with friends where conversation runs late. The soft, garment-dyed finish mellows over time, taking on subtle character with every wash. Thoughtfully assembled in the USA from quality cotton, it balances sturdy construction with an easygoing look that sits naturally in casual wardrobes and humor-led style moments.
Product features
- 100% USA cotton with specially spun fibers for a smooth, strong surface
- Garment-dyed, vintage-washed finish for a soft hand and lived-in color
- Medium-weight (7.5 oz/yd²), non-stretchy fabric for structure and drape
- Drop-shoulder cut with forward-thrusted seam and double-needle stitched collar
- Assembled in the USA with a tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: gentle cycle, low heat